Month: August 2019

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I get the weirdest spam mails at work. Just posting up as its a bit of a crack-up that deserves to be shared and not because I agree with any of it at all…… ————— Dear Tforsyth, What I am reporting to you is serious, please be not laughing. This is about the soaring price of meat we love sir, as a local white Aussie I am a meat-lover also. We all agree, Australia produce first-class meat, but price is rising out of reach, why this? Because we employed too many beef loving local Aussies my friend. If you pay them, they will use everything they have earned to buy meat, driving up the price sir. It is time to fire them, so they cannot pay for the beef and price will come down to us. The solution to this is simple: If from now on we hire people belong to Hindu background only, because they are vegan, it will keep price of meat low only! My foreign-returned friend from business trip in India told me this in India meat is dirt cheap! We want this happpening to Australia also Tforsyth! Please be not hiring muslim, they are lamb-addicted and see what they have done, lamb is now 60 per kilo, crazy sir! And please be not hiring Chinese also, they feast on pork only.Further to your notice, please be not hiring Jews also, they eat one kind of meat at a time only, so wasteful that our market will fluctuate. Kate Wright

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